Relatives who decide to get married overseas the week before Christmas.
How do you tell them you won't be attending cause you're not going to spend money on peak season airfares and accommodation?
Friends of ours did that.'We're getting married in Bali!''Have fun!'
They're going to Phuket.
They sure are.
Dear XX, I won't be attending cause I'm not going to spend money on peak season airfares and accommodation. Cheers. SN
Family friend was getting married in Vegas. The mother of the groom isn't very wealthy and they weren't going to chip in. She finally found the money to go about 3 months before the weeding.
Then they called the wedding off 3 weeks later! Pr1cks
either the wedding or marriage was doomed to fail.
I know. Muppets are cool!
I think Sheeds started that.
Coles and Safeway no longer seem stock the jalapeño red rock dip
People who carelessly dent the car parked next to them with their door when either entering or exiting. When I catch you, and I will, I'm going to dent you.
I'll confess something pretty bad that I did, here and now (since it's anonymous) -The other week, I received my first nice dent from a 4wd door at a shopping centre. My steel-caps left a nicer one in their door.
Some ■■■■■ did it to the misses at Fountain Gate but it was so deep that their door must have wedged into her side panel as it left a fair dent and got their white paint scratched within the dent.
Sir, you have my respect and admiration. Well played.
People on eBay who call anything older than they are 'art' farkin 'deco'.
It's not enough that our Footy game is constructed out of vagaries and interpretations, no. We also have this idea that you need to be 'smarter' about 'fooling' the umpires so as not to give away free kicks.Fark i hate people
Yep. Humans are a scourge on the planet.
All of the people I can't stand appear to be humans.
Having a middle aged beardo nerd's arm up your ■■■■ isn't!