And of course I would follow up with something entirely disgraceful, unlike you who knows when to stop.
We are screwed. Wake up this morning to the 1st chick field umpire Glouftsis to umpire our match.
Write this match down as a loss.
She hates all men, I hear. Weâre done for.
So the other day I posted about resumes with spelling/grammar errors.
Today, an applicant arrived for an interview wearing tracksuit pants. What the actual fark?
And he was one of the more credentialed applicantsâŚ
Did he atleast iron a crease in them?
Slav squattin?
Iâm sure I remember a blitzer saying they did that with the explanation, âIâm not dressing up for retail, mate.â
No.
And whatâs worse - they werenât even Adidas trakkys.
FML.
Probably shouldâve shot him.
The olâ two stripe knock-offs huh?
Apart from sport, is there anywhere else you can legitimately wear trackies outside your own house? I canât think of any.
Drs.
iâm sick and gonna look sick with my fresh adidas.
Having bad headaches since last week and had 3 days off this week. Had to do a blood test (basically good) and they gave me a script for Maxalt. If this doesnât help I have to get a head scan.
Having bad headaches since last week and had 3 days off this week. Had to do a blood test (basically good) and they gave me a script for Maxalt. If this doesnât help I have to get a head scan.
Hope itâs nothing serious.
More just waking up with a headache is annoying, could possibly be from my back being out or something, hopefully.
If not I told my wife to throw my carcass in the trash if worst comes to worst.
I still cannot get my head around usage of the word âaddictingâ as opposed to âaddictiveâ.
People in meetings who like to use phrases such as
Lets pick this up offline
Lets discuss offline
This is probably a matter to discuss offline
âLets take this outsideâ - is that better?
People in meetings who like to use phrases such as
Lets pick this up offline
Lets discuss offline
This is probably a matter to discuss offline
Meaning
Iâd rather discuss this without the nerdy looking bloke here because he reckons itâs a load of utter crap and will embarrass me in front of everybody.
Or âYouâre a pillock and full of â â â â and rather than embarrass you in front of everyone else in the room Iâll give you the professional courtesy of doing it in privateâ.