Don’t move to Qld
Good advice in any context.
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It’s the rampant aversion to deodorant in a climate that cries out for its liberal application that gets me most.
My God the humidity is appalling up there.
Youse are all bluddy softc0cks hey
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Keen on the moist air, bro?
I hate opening a pack of loose food, and it doesn’t just rip cleanly at the corner…instead the hole naturally travels all down the side such that there is now a hole below the loose food ‘waterline’. Aaarghh!
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Wouldn’t swap Brisbane weather for Melbourne’s right now that’s for sure.
When you do something stupid to get a laugh from your wife and she tells you ‘don’t hurt yourself’, and the next day you wake up and realise you’ve hurt yourself.
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Broken phallus?
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Super glue instead of ky on the butt plug?
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Trying to make a waggy tail while aroused?
Nothing that exciting.
I was moving a filing cabinet to the nature strip for hard rubbish collection.
It was blo.ody awkward shape. But I found out I could use it like a cantilever and lay back so my head, hips and knees were all aligned and horizontal to the ground while I was holding it resting on my thighs.
I Imagined I looked like I was some kind of Cirqu de sole acrobat. When I woke up felt like I was some kind of middle aged idiot.
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Got down to a brisk 13o this morning in Cairns.
Time for the fleece, uggies & trackie dacks
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13c at 1000% humidity. Would still feel like you’re standing on Venus.
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Better than a 44c Perth Day in the middle of Feb, as you count the melanomas popping up on any exposed skin.
You get used to it after the fifth 40+ day in a row.
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Youtube ‘Reaction’ videos.
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Unless it’s something like H3H3 who are legends.