What annoys you?

“I’d like to thank the Lord for making the other guy lose so badly…his face looks like minced meat…”

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“Hail Satan for allowing me to beat the guy with Jesus on his side”

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can you imagine the uproar if a Muslim australian said “allahuh akbar” in a post match interview?

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Not too sure, actually. You reckon? Maybe I’m being naive? It just means ‘god is the greatest’.

Can you remember how much Cathy freeman copped for flying the Australian indigenous flag?

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I tried to reply in lots of ways, but all failed. People are farked.
That’s instead of my usual pio8uhN(*&&yup9ewur[8f0

Some are. But some people are great too.

Oh, I have a lot of faith in ‘individuals’.
Not so much in ‘people’ (s)

Most people are neither ■■■■■■ nor great, but a little bit of both.

wcergfergt

God must have been tying his shoelace or sumpin’, coz I hit that shot perfeck. I’m so ■■■■■■ with him and Jesus right now.

According to his co-religionists, Him and Jesus is the same person.

Just saying.

The only Holy Trinity I recognise is onion, celery and capsicum for Cajun dishes.

Adjust for relevant cuisines.

If you have named, or are thinking of naming, your girl ‘Crystal’ - you should be neutered.

Is there any gemstone that’s acceptable though?

Maybe ‘Ruby’.
No, not ‘Sapphire’ ffs…

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What about Krystle ?

I don’t mind Pearl. And while I don’t like it much, there are many worse names than Crystal going around at the moment.

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What about euthanasia?

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Agate?