Any excuse to post this again.
Language warning. Big one.
the soccer ones are just really really embarrassing and bizarre
WTF happened to the footy live app?
What do you mean? I know one of the owners.
bottom nav bar
It disappears when youâre in a match but yeah feels a bit clunky
Realising you didnât put your phone on the charger overnight
Someoneâs in the office has a âbest friendâ who is dying of cancer. All this person talks about is how bad itll be if she dies near her upcoming exam, as it will distract her.
fk me.
When you ask for a cabbage and give you a cauliflower.
Specific I know.
Weirdly I know a guy who used to code for that appâŚ
there was a bloke walking down the street with a cabbage on a lead and collar .I asked him what 's with cabbage on the lead ? he replied âI thought it was a collieâ
When life gives you a Cauliflower, ⌠make Cauliflowerade.
When your partner of 10 years decides that because she canât have kids she doesnât actually know what she wants from life, but apparently it doesnât involve being in a relationship.
Sounds like youâre going through a tough time. Sounds like she is too. Hugs.
Ah that sounded more dramatic than it was supposed to. Thanks hun, but thatâs lifeâŚjust annoying that she decided to waste 10 good years of my life in the process
On the flip side, the single scene is crazy compared to when I last seen it.
I hope it doesnât sound like a flippant throw-away line - but maybe try and see it as 10 years of experience and learning, instead of wasted?
Then again, I know nothing about your situation, so I shouldnât assume.
Too old to be your Wingman, Mr Black, but they are out there, so keep looking.
Key man in my office got screwed over by cheating Wife of 12 years. Got on to Plenty of Fish, had a hell of a time, telling us blokes in my office all about it, and now has the most wonderful girlfriend.
When some works been booked in 3 months in advanced to be done to the house and they call âoh sorry this projects goign 1 day over weâll do it thursday and friday (yes good friday)â, then on thursday (today) they call âsorry canât do it til tuesdayâ
â â â â â â â what?
The way that people in meetings, discussing interaction with other groups, use âreaching outâ. Maybe itâs just me, but it makes me cringe.
Management speak could be a thread on its own