Probuild
I have many doors in my house. Distinct lack of proportionate amount of gyms.
When you are walking on a busy CBD footpath and the person in front of you just stops. That annoys me.
Trades that donât show up!! If you say youâre coming to look at the job on Sunday arvo then â â â â â â well show up!!
I posted about the job on Facebook and little do they know that Iâll shane them on there for stuffing me around.
Whereabouts are you?
I may know someone to recommend.
Thanks, but after 4 no shows someone actually turned up!!
Whichever â â â â â â designed Baby Bjorns.
Clearly a woman.
Or a castrated man.
Theyâre great if baby is calm.
But every time 11month old gets excited going out for a walk - which is every time he sees a car⌠bird⌠tree⌠dog⌠house⌠he goes kick kick kick kick kick on my aggots, like a boxer on a speedball
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So Iâm walking along with baby strapped to my front and both hands clasped in front in a protective fashion.
Dig out the old cricket box.
People who form blockades on the right side of the escalator in peak-hour time at the train station.
People who plant themselves near motionless in right lanes on the freeway.
What.a.thread.
Getting kicked in the vagina isnât much fun either.
The sportsbet ads drive me up the wall. Especially the bloke that does the voice over.
'ey fellas
fark off
buy an apartment.
Day before settlement (yesterday) the conveyancer farks up the name on some documents to be provided to the bank several times over and as a result is lodging them right at the last moment (bank required the docs before 12pm yesterday, conveyancer is trying to fix it all at 11.45am)
We get the documents signed and she sends them to the bank, I assume all is good.
Get an email from conveyancer today (settlement day) saying that âoh settlement cant proceed today as the vendor has insufficient funds to discharge their mortgage over the property and will thus require the deposit money to be transferred to them under s24 of the sale of land act, once that has happened settlement will proceed, we anticipate the funds will be transferred tomorrowâ. She then tells me that I should see this as a âblessing in disguiseâ, as we probably wouldnt have been able to settle today because the bank isnt ready to settle, we could have been charged penalty interest etc etcâ
phewf, crisis averted I think to myself.being a first home buyer i take her at face value, but begin to search the section she referred to
While doing so the bank contacts me. They say we cant settle today because the conveyancer was late in providing certain documents to them. I tell them that the conveyancer has told me that settlement could not occur because the vendor requires the deposit money to be transferred to him to discharge his mortgage. Banker said âyes the conveyancer told me that the vendor would be required to dip into the deposit money to discharge the mortgage but thats not the reason for the delayâ.
I call conveyancer and ask her to explain how the section she quoted to me works. She explains that it allows the real estate agent to transfer the deposit money to the vendors solicitor. I then say, âso my understanding is that all this is to happen at settlement, is that correct?â, she responds with âyes thats correctâ, I then further ask âso if the bank were provided the documents on time, it would not be an issue that the vendor would have had to dip into the deposit funds to discharge their mortgageâ, she responds with âyes thats correctâ.
unless im misunderstanding the whole situation, the solicitor is just bullshitting about the whole âvendor not having enough funds and needing to dip into his deposit moneyâ thing, to cover her own â â â ?
I dont need to move tomorrow, so I dont care that settlement will be delayed by a day, but just the dishonesty has fkg â â â â â â me off. Flog.
I dont particularly like that fireman on the NRMA ad who wants to squeeze the life right out of that poor sick Koala.
It should be an offence to drive at 10kmh or more under the limit in an overtaking lane in good conditions âŚ4 demerit points. Iâm sure some plonkers do it just to be vindictive.
And my perennialâŚdip your freaking high beams to oncoming trafficâŚor if youâre not the lead car in a convoy.
Put him on your back
Itâs what I ended up doing, because it was killing my back.
A real mine field buying or selling property . I got screwed by a conveyancer when selling my house to buy another . They had the settlement date changed on the house i was selling 2 or 3 times before it went through and didnt pick up that part of the property i was buying wasn
t on the title. It was an unfenced paddock that didnt actually belong to the house property. I tried to back out during the cooling off period ,but the bank screwed me with that ,too. I ended up with 1/2 of what i thought i was buying. To make things worse , water tanks servicing my place were on part of the paddock i didn
t own. I sold the place within 18 months using a proper solicitor who wrote all the messy saga into the contract so i could sell it legally without repercussions .Next place i bought i had a surveyer measure the place and ended up with an extra 3/4 of an acre that was incorrectly fenced.In my humble opinion, the lesson in this one is to measure everything and use a solicitor for selling a property.
There is a charge for going too slow, but Iâm not sure how slow is too slow.
Our one doesnât let you do that.
Agreed