Needing to take a slash in the early morning so that you can go back to sleep. But you cbf getting out of bed because its too farking cold.
The correct answer to âis this going up?â, is âEventuallyâ.
When live chat with a company clearly has too many open chats at once. You can tell when there is ages between questions.
Your full name (5 minutes later)
You dob (5 minutes later)
Your address (5 minutes later).
FFS.
Delivery drivers who reckon itâs OK to block a lane when they park
once got blocked in at a work carpark for 30 minutes while one was unloading a truck not in the designated loading zoneâŚ
After my recent search for new employment, what really got me annoyed was not hearing back regarding whether an application was successful or not. This even happened with some places I was called in for an interview. Even just an auto-generated email wouldâve been enoughâŚ
My record for a callback for 2nd round was 14 months after first round.
I genuinely had no idea what this HR woman was talking about for a good 2 minutes.
Did you get a full half hour of the âIâm just leavingâ wave and âlook, Iâm runningâ run-walk?
Reckon the blokes leaving the engine running are asking for it.
This weeks Essendon injury report.
They are being very careful and taking it slow with Joey D, as he is an important player.
Why the Fark didnât they understand this when they played him for three months. I reckon Edna must be seething !
Yeah, but the Sydney Swans are spewing.
Colleagues at work who eat a bowl of cereal at their desk when they arrive to work
Quite agree. The sound of cereal getting scoffed is not pleasant.
People who eat lunch at their desk to show how dedicated they are.
â â â â .
Off.
Also, the Panadol bridesmaid whoâs got it all togetherâŚ
Youâve left your basket of petals on the ground for the boys to mess with, and you canât find the bride and her dad when theyâre standing a few feet away.
Coworkers who conplain about the cold/heat, but wear the exact same clothes all year round.
What are you, 4?
You.
For reminding me of Bundaberg.
âOoooh, itâs cold today.â
âYouâre wearing a short-sleeved shirt, moron!â
People who complain about the weather in generall
" Thereâs no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing", Billy Connolly
TUNA!!!
Have some f*cking consideration.
And itâs not the sound of it either.
Or when they â â â â â â â microwave their tuna pasta