What annoys you?

[Henry_s_Angry_Pills]

He looks like Steve Jobs but somehow even more annoying looking.

[premature_rookie_ele]

0MG i’ve only ever seen this guy on billboards at the airport. creeps me the heck out.

[Preliminary_Point2]

The updated version of google chrome on iPhone. The controls are at the bottom of the screen but most websites(like this one) have controls at the top. It’s messy and annoying.

[Reboot]

Spending half an hour in the yard with plastic bags picking up ‘dog logs’

[OBITV]

Drivers who stop for a red light a few metres short of the intersection, then inch forward until the light changes to green. WTF is that all about?

[Deckham]

Farkers who scrape the side of your car when reversing out of a parking space and don’t have the courtesy to even leave you a note.

Mrs Furious came back from shopping yesterday to find a 20cm-long scrape on the side of the car, complete with added white paint. Now we have to sort it out with insurance, which probably means a couple of hundred in excess fees, then have to sort out having the paint-protection re-applied (lease car). What a PITA.

Farkers.

Really hate people that do this. They don’t whack their farkin trollies into their own cars though, do they?
The other day, I came back to my car and found a nice white-rimmed dent in the door. I carefully measured it to the height of the rear door of the white shiny new 4wd parked next to mine, calculated that the bang would have been loud enough for the driver to hear, and then left a nice big kick in the driver door, to help the owner remember to own up when you fark someone’s car up in the parking lot.

[wimmera1]

Rolling start.
Byeeeee…

[Deckham]

Fun fact the OS version of that guy is even more ■■■■■, he has a pipe. Airbrushed out to comply with Aus tobacco advertising regulations.

[Henry_s_Angry_Pills]

“Mr Bond…”

[Alan_Noonan_10]

Who is this clown? Looks like a cult leader.

[Albert_Thurgood]

Would you buy a bed from that bloke?

[Socks_and_Sandals]

I believe they’re Chinese.

[1weekforthat]

The calliphoridae

[1weekforthat]

Actually the AFL website still urging people to use the Finals predictor leading into this weekend is annoying.

They need to change it to the TOP 8 predictor so that they remember its useful until the end of round 23.

[Albert_Thurgood]

I believe they’re Chinese.

Yeah - I first saw that poster in Chinese airports. It was even weirder in that context.

[tinhillterror]

Everything these days that need a login or won’t work for some innocuous reason.

At the moment it’s my printer. Every day I get a pop up in my computer saying the ink is low ffs.

Today, go to make a photo copy and it WILL NOT print anything because one of the colours is empty. I don’t even need A colour print, just Farming ridiculous.

[Diggers]

Same here. I want to fight him.

[SillyBilly]

“Rare” also seems to be a word chefs use for “cooked to the texture of a pair of RM Williams boots”.

FFS, steak is the easiest thing in the world to cook, and it’s your ■■■■■■ job, ■■■■. Get it right!

3 mins each side and serve. depending on the thickness.

[Deckham]

Make your printing default ‘greyscale’.

[Deckham]

2/4/8… rare/med/well… 1/2 beef.