Go for a couples massageâŚall goodâŚsee the hot girlsâŚoh yeahâŚthen time for the massage and out comes the 50 year old woman for meâŚitâs like that scene from Baseketball when Squeak gets the Sumo wrestler as the massager and everyone else gets the hot girlsâŚ
Expensive bar where you have to send a drink back because the glass is filthy (orange pitch baked all over it). At first they tell me itâs from the mixing of the drink, but strangely it had non orange in it. Then they have to go through about 6 glasses before they find one they can serve you.
âBack in my dayâ first thing you check before you pour a drink was, is the glass is clean?
If itâs time to pay for crimes, youâd have been hogtied and dragged across the country in a Franklin mankini whilst the masses pelt rotten sludge years ago.
Iâll have him sitting on my lap and calling me Daddy Franklin by supper time. Anyway, I donât think itâs a fair fight due to @Diggersâ mental handicap.