Nope.
But one half of the reigning champion pair did from smelling dim sims for lunch after a rather large night before.
They didn’t make it past the first round this year.
Went down 6-2 in the final, thanks.
And I’d like to point out that my pair is the eldest, by a long way in some cases.
Edit: It was 2-2, but…you know, let’s be realistic.
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Are they much older than the rest of your body?
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That would be the Scotch.
Possibly by a few seconds.
But my opponents pair were six years younger and eight inches further from the ground.
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So I’m assuming you cheated?
I find it’s best to err for the opposite side when it comes to tennis.
Is it just me, or is it a little too soon/tasteless to use Valerie to sell furniture?
Nah, it’s a cover anyway, the original is much better, so bugger her.
Walking away from a coffee shop, realizing that they short changed me by $5. As if Melbourne coffee isn’t already expensive enough.
Someone in the coffee shop is smiling.
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Microsoft Excel.
And tightarse companies that refuse to spring for proper tools to analyse enormous amounts of data.
Job application knocked back mate?
If only they’d knocked back this one…
Who the hell starts a thread about spiders? I’m not even going to open it. Fark that.
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Abby Gilmore.
(And it’s nothing to do with him playing for us.)
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Never being able to do 100 km’s from the airport to the city
Wait, … you want the Airport further away?? 
Really?
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I would have objected to the apostrophe, but yep.
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