What are you afraid of?

What are you afraid of?
l am afraid l will find a caveman in a man cave.
How about you?

Mods,I don’t do a lot wrong but I’m wary of the ■■■■■■.

Carlton winning another premiership before the heat death of the universe. Bookies currently have that as a 37% chance to occur.
Fixed.

Not enough to meet the comfortable satisfaction standard of proof, that is a relief.

Spiders.
and…
spiders.

Heights
Deep water
Public speaking
Dying
Disease
Sexual performance anxiety
Ghosts
Demons
Unexplained phenomena
Clowns
Failure
Social situations
People not liking me
Spiders
Girls that curl more than I squat
Snakes
Losing my looks with age
Commitment
Marriage
Responsibility
Running out of toilet paper
Crocodiles
Girls
Confined spaces
Bogans/rednecks/trailer park trash

  • Just generally anyone and everything
Heights Deep water Public speaking Dying Disease Sexual performance anxiety Ghosts Demons Unexplained phenomena Clowns Failure Social situations People not liking me Spiders Girls that curl more than I squat Snakes Losing my looks with age Commitment Marriage Responsibility Running out of toilet paper Crocodiles Girls Confined spaces Bogans/rednecks/trailer park trash
  • Just generally anyone and everything

I know a really good therapist who can help you.

Crocodiles scare the absolute sh*t out of me, despite the fact that apart from being at the zoo, I’ve never been within 1000kms of one.

Spiders
Dying

Sharks
Stingrays

Yeah, Noahs for sure, … and on that line, getting caught under the lip and being pitched hard to the rocks at a reef break, … or getting held down.

Both still lurk after reading Jaws, and “The Natural” as a surfing grommet.

Wish I’d been more discerning with what I read as a young’n, … but I suppose they’re healthy fears.

Carlton wining a premiership before us.
I have other fears, but that is the worst.

Carlton wining a premiership before us. I have other fears, but that is the worst.

l have some panic $$$s for sale, if you need them, but they aren’t going cheap.

My credit not too flash at the moment, but I will think about it.

Elevators…was a lot worse when I was younger

Everything.

Heights
Snakes

Coast Australia last night covered the Seacliff Bridge down near Wollongong. I fair dinkum filled my strides walking on that.

Elevators...was a lot worse when I was younger

It’s just that wee gap between the elevator and the shaft, when you can see right down it

Irukandji jellyfish. They will f*ck you up.

Heights
Deep water
Darli

Walking on bridges over water
Water I can’t stand up in
Spiders
Cockroaches