Latest Herald Sun article suggests we'll be taking pick 67.THE STRATEGY
PICK 1
“We’re taking the player we think is the best in Australia, and we think is the best fit for us. He just happens to tick both those boxes”
PICK 20
“A couple of the kids we’re looking at for pick 20 were names that we thought would be top-five picks at the start of the year. I think we’ll get a very good player”
PICK 29 and 41
“It’s not a draft we’ll go in with an exact order. It’s, ‘Get the first one, get the second one and then see what we’ve got and take a nice balance’. We’d like at some stage to get a tall, but we’ve also discussed it might be next year”
PICK 67
“It’s OK to get the No.1 pick right, but we need to get 67 right as well. We’re going in with the intention of using all our selections”
ROOKIE DRAFT
“We’ve got three selections. We have offered some previously listed players a spot and they have accepted, which we are really pleased with”
That is indistinguishable from a parody article.