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I don’t wear them around you.

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I don't wear them around you.


Cause you're a shoeless bum.
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I have never ever met Geek

Phill Jupitus minus 40kg.
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I am The One.
 

who controls the sun.

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I have never ever met Geek

Phill Jupitus minus .4kg.

 

repaired for accuracy

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I've been kissed by a rose on the grave (if those aren't the lyrics I don't care)

You've been kissed on the hose by a knave?

 

 

*chinese whispers at work

 

 

Who's seen the list of those at the rave?

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I am not a number, I am a free man!

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I am not a number, I am a free man!

 

I lived alone...

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I have never ever met Geek

Phill Jupitus minus .4kg.
repaired for accuracy

Hey hang on, he's a fat ■■■■■■■. I used to be a fat ■■■■■■■.
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So what does that make you now? Think about it.

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I was once the eighth best in my world in my chosen sport.
Unfortunately they insisted on running the rest of the events at that World Cup, and it‘s been downhill ever since…

 

I once took out a National Championship title in a sport :)

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I was once the eighth best in my world in my chosen sport.Unfortunately they insisted on running the rest of the events at that World Cup, and it‘s been downhill ever since…


Isn't ASTERIX a cartoon??
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Said World Cup was in Gaul.

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I am the Walrus. 

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I'm running free, yeah.

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I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

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I was once the eighth best in my world in my chosen sport.
Unfortunately they insisted on running the rest of the events at that World Cup, and it‘s been downhill ever since…

 

Cooler than my equivalent of being top 3-4% in the country for maths from the ages of 12-15.

 

I learnt quickly though that all the hot girls don't like maths nerds, so that just as quickly abated as it started.

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I am *insert my member title here*