Who Wants To Be A CEO?

Looks like someone needs a BOVRIL

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My Australian GP said “■■■■ that’s a pharmacy they’ve you.” He’s a great bloke.

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I dunno, but geez I want that job. Don’t worry about your deeds, performance, results, just take a coaching, board or CEO role at Essendon. When you inevitably get sacked for your incompetence, every journo and commentator from Jerome Wheatley, through to Duck ‘I sleep with other people’s wives’ Carey will get in your corner. Narrative is always failed human is good, evil Essendon is bad and no other club has ever been in such a worse position. It’s all narrative and I’m afraid after the saga we are the new Collingwood, people just love to hate us. We could get a shaved monkey as CEO so long as he is not another AFL groomed woketard. Treat this like a football club and not a business and the business side of things will take care of itself. We are not a woke progressive workplace, we are a footy club where people go to get away from corporate wankery. Onwards and upwards. Go Essendon. Starting to get our knackers back.

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Ohh excellent. If the cafe pricing is anything like the bombershop, I will enjoy my $5.47 post-discount can of pepsi max.

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If you’re spending upwards of $5.00 you may as well get something good, like solo or sprite.

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Is bovril any relation to Damien Peverill?

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FANTA

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Whoever the next CEO is, I expect to see a blueprint mapped out and a vision created with board and I want it in an EFC binder everyone can see and I want nuts on the line with everyone working towards the same goal of picking this club up and finals wins and repeated success in x years. X being the timeframe they determine it can happen.

Tigers style. That can be the last thing we mimic from tigers. A bold vision that actually lands.

Yes please.

It’s his beefy cousin

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Bovril to Peverill

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Happy with plants if we end up with favourable umpiring,fixtures and finals.

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Greg Swann… really

Dons sue Blues CEO over ‘cheat’ label… https://www.afl.com.au/news/113036/dons-sue-over-cheat-claim

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Exactly.

Have some pride, as foreign a concept as that has been for us for a while.

Hire someone with a background in operations.

Weapon springs to mind

No to Travis Auld. Deputy CEO to Peter Jackson. There is absolutely no way this guy is the right fit.

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Bolts.

Do it.

Not sure what a sky news segmentist could provide us.

He’d get rid of this woke, PC nonsense that has caused us to go broke.

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