Worst injury you've had whilst supporting Essendon!

Had a fat that lasted two years in the mid '80’s.

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

Gotta watch out for those royal jugs.

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

Gotta watch out for those royal jugs.

What about the ■■■■■■ plastic ones?

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

Gotta watch out for those royal jugs.

What about the ■■■■■■ plastic ones?

I think it’s surgical grade silicon actually

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke

I still don’t get it

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.


if you didn’t duck you would have copped the left one as well

https://twitter.com/yesthatsthejoke

I still don’t get it

I think he’s talking about policemen being ducks or something lolz

subconjunctival haemorrhage - fancy name for bleeding in the eye - forget which game it was after but it was a really close win, followed by much celebratory singing, yelling and dancing. I looked like the Terminator for a week.

Fell on my face clearing the fence for Lloyd’s 100th goal in 2000

Badly bruised foot after kicking the chair in front at the end of 99 Prelim.

Had a bucket of chips thrown at my head at a Port game in 2003.

There was a 1999?

Nothing superficial but had some pretty ■■■■■■■ shocking hangovers

Got hit in the face with a jug at the Royal Hotel one night.

Right place, right time.

Was your mouth open at the time

Arthritis in my hand and wrist in 2000

I watched 2000 gf on a little ■■■■■■ general electric tv from the 70’s. To watch SBS you had to switch to UHF then tune the thing like a radio.
Free tv and a tightarse father was the cause :stuck_out_tongue: