Would we want a loudmouth as Club President?

Novak Djokovic. Two things. 1) He loves Melbourne and 2) He doesn’t give a fark about COVID-19. He’ll bring all those crazy supporters over as well.

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Ha ha ha Timmy you pimp!

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Nick Gianoppolis

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I expect a president that grabs a Scott by the throat

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Dan Andrews.

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Our new president:

I, for one, welcome our AFL overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted sycophant I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves.

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The money will be on Simon Madden.

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Well I hear he is thinking about retirement from his current gig.

The only thing bigger than his/her mouth is his/her balls.

That’s the person we need.

Ok fine I’ll do it

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Simon Black? Left field choice. Like it.

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It will be Andrew Muir and you will like it.

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Greg Combet.

And if he doesn’t want to be Chair of the EFC, how about Prime Minister then?

Elephantitis?

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God no!

Lovely bloke, but

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Nope. Space cadet.

I don’t know him. I just scanned the director list and he looked most likely from the current directors. Most likely as in the safe boring qualified inside choice from the current directors.

Ticks the “vanilla panic merchant” box

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Peter or Tim Costello.

Do they both support the dons?

Also please chairperson? I thought removing men/man from titles was 1990s feminism. There is nothing masculine about the term chairman any more. Gender neutral.

Much like hollywood types would like the term Actor to be the same way.

There is no way I could get past Peter Costello’s sneering smirk.

Tim Costello seems way too lovely to be a club president.