XMAS Gifts for Work/Business Connections

I want to hand out vintage risqué floaty pens this year but the idea has been vetoed by Mrs diggers.

a) Is she right and
b) If so, any other good ideas?

Get floaty pens that say ‘Carlton’.

But when you tip them, it reveals ‘Fark Carlton’.

P.S. Fark Carlton.

Brilliant!

I hope you are paying for them with company coin.

You bet I am.

Tell me. If you got a risqué pen as a gift from a contact you’d be delighted, yes? I know I would.

Some years ago a poster on here claimed they gave someone a dried up dog turd in a berocca tube as a work Kris Kringle.

Might be a worth a laugh?

That would be hilarious but conterproductive.

You should tell Mrs diggers to lighten up.

You bet I am.

Tell me. If you got a risqué pen as a gift from a contact you’d be delighted, yes? I know I would.

It depends who would be in the room when I received the pen.

I want to hand out vintage risqué floaty pens this year but the idea has been vetoed by Mrs diggers.

a) Is she right and
b) If so, any other good ideas?

Top idea Digs.
Just don’t give her one and it’s all good.

In fact you could send me one if anyone is too morally outraged to accept theirs.

I want to hand out vintage risqué floaty pens this year but the idea has been vetoed by Mrs diggers.

a) Is she right and
b) If so, any other good ideas?

Top idea Digs.
Just don’t give her one and it’s all good.

In fact you could send me one if anyone is too morally outraged to accept theirs.

How will depriving Mrs D of Mr D help the situation?

Digs, what’s your fetish with imposing your sexual perverseness on innocents?

You should model your life on mine. You’d do better.

I want to hand out vintage risqué floaty pens this year but the idea has been vetoed by Mrs diggers.

a) Is she right and
b) If so, any other good ideas?


a) yes
b) novelty condoms
I want to hand out vintage risqué floaty pens this year but the idea has been vetoed by Mrs diggers.

a) Is she right and
b) If so, any other good ideas?