You vs Ronda Rousey

UFC rules, in the octagon.

How long do you last?

About 10 seconds

5 seconds…at best

I’d try and kiss her.

So 4 or 5 seconds.

FATALITY!

How far am I from the exit?

I’d pass out from fear. So basically on the ding of the bell.

She’d last 12 seconds before my irresistible charm made her submit.

I have mad skillz.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Changed my mind. I’d fkn smash her.

*jokes

5 seconds...at best

You’re fighting her, not ■■■■■■■ her…

I wonder how long Browne will last.

Can she fight like an Ice addict? In that case everyone’s farked.

5 seconds...at best

You’re fighting her, not ■■■■■■■ her…

I’m unsure as to which activity with her I could last longer at.

Less than 30 seconds

either way it’d be the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.

Death by Snu-Snu

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either way it'd be the most disappointing 5 seconds of her life.

Have you been talking to my wife?

who?

If the octagon was the size of a basketball court I reckon I’d last a full fight
Unfortunately it’s smaller than my study so probably not

Interesting concept though
I can remember Gina Carano (sp?) saying in a fight between a trained female and trained male of similar body weight the girl would have no chance
Would me being 20kg bigger, and stronger than Rousey help? (And with some training in martial arts) or just make my 30 second TKO even more embarrassing lol