I have some inside info to share with you.
As some of you may know, the Dees were seriously considering picking Francis with pick 3, and whilst they favoured Oliver, they scheduled a meeting with Francis just before the draft to give him an opportunity to change their minds.
Apparently Francis sabotaged the meeting on purpose, such was his desire to join the Dons.
How do I know this?
My connections gave me the transcript of the interview:
Melbourne Recruiter: So, what would you say is your best attribute?
Francis: I get to sleep very easily. 15 hours a night.
Melbourne Recruiter: We hear you have some endurance issues. What are you doing about it?
Francis: I’ve been very proactive. I got myself a running coach.
Melbourne Recruiter: That’s great! Who is your coach?
Francis: Relton Roberts
Melbourne Recruiter: To succeed, you need passion for the game. Do you have passion for the game?
Francis: Definitely … yeah, um, sure … sometimes …
Melbourne Recruiter: What do you like most about AFL?
Francis: I’m a big fan of the 3 strike system.
Melbourne Recruiter: There is some talk that if we select you that you would be a flight risk. Is this true?
Francis: Not yet. But I am working on beating Boony’s record.
Melbourne Recruiter: What would you say has been your greatest achievement so far?
Francis: The other day I got pulled over by the cops and blew .04
Melbourne Recruiter: You have been likened to Luke Hodge, Josh Gibson and Brendon Goddard. Which player is a good comparison to how you play?
Francis: Because I can play lots of different roles, I wouldn’t say there is one player. I feel I have the courage of Jimmy Toumpas, the competitiveness of Lucas Cook, the consistency of Sam Blease, the durability of Luke Tapscott and the precision kicking skills of Cale Morton.
Melbourne Recruiter: What current Melbourne player do you most want to emulate?
Francis: Dean Terlich
Melbourne Recruiter: What benefit would drafting you have on our organisation?
Francis: It would take a lot of the focus off Jack Watts.
Melbourne Recruiter: Well, that’s about it. Thanks for meeting us on such short notice Aaron!
Francis: No problem. You wouldn’t happen to have a light on you, would you?
Can someone get Jackie to incorporate this into the next comic! Clever.