11 more years of Essington (according to chat GPT)

MATCH ATTENDANCE: 147 plus a few people brought their dog along too.

investigation reveals the crowd was ai generated (dogs were real though, which was weird)

■■■■ off the pies win the premiership this year. End civilisation if thats the case.

Won’t have to worry about that. Norf will be dead by then

I’m just trying to work out if it’s possible to have a bigger waste of time and electricity.