I asked Chat GPT to gaze into a 50 year Crystal ball.
11 more years of Essington
Predicted AFL Grand Final Winners (2025–2074)
2025–2034 (The New Dynasties Emerge)
- 2025: Collingwood def. Melbourne
- 2026: Brisbane def. Carlton
- 2027: Fremantle def. Sydney
- 2028: Port Adelaide def. Richmond
- 2029: Collingwood def. Geelong
- 2030: Western Bulldogs def. Essendon
- 2031: Melbourne def. West Coast
- 2032: Sydney def. Adelaide
- 2033: Carlton def. Gold Coast
- 2034: Brisbane def. Hawthorn
2035–2044 (New Clubs Rise & Old Giants Rebuild)
- 2035: Gold Coast def. Richmond
- 2036: Essendon def. St Kilda
- 2037: Fremantle def. Sydney
- 2038: Port Adelaide def. Geelong
- 2039: Hawthorn def. Melbourne
- 2040: Adelaide def. Brisbane
- 2041: West Coast def. Essendon
- 2042: North Melbourne def. Carlton
- 2043: Gold Coast def. Collingwood
- 2044: Fremantle def. Western Bulldogs
2045–2054 (Expansion & The New Era)
- 2045: Sydney def. Geelong
- 2046: Gold Coast def. Essendon
- 2047: Collingwood def. Adelaide
- 2048: Fremantle def. Melbourne
- 2049: Brisbane def. St Kilda
- 2050: Tasmania (new club) def. Carlton
- 2051: Tasmania def. Sydney
- 2052: Western Bulldogs def. Hawthorn
- 2053: North Melbourne def. Essendon
- 2054: Tasmania def. Richmond
2055–2064 (The Power Struggle)
- 2055: Adelaide def. Fremantle
- 2056: Geelong def. Brisbane
- 2057: Gold Coast def. West Coast
- 2058: Sydney def. Collingwood
- 2059: Melbourne def. North Melbourne
- 2060: Fremantle def. Tasmania
- 2061: Brisbane def. Western Bulldogs
- 2062: Tasmania def. Sydney
- 2063: Essendon def. Gold Coast
- 2064: St Kilda def. Hawthorn
2065–2074 (The Future Giants & New Rivalries)
- 2065: Gold Coast def. Hawthorn
- 2066: Collingwood def. Tasmania
- 2067: Sydney def. Western Bulldogs
- 2068: Port Adelaide def. Adelaide (Showdown GF)
- 2069: Tasmania def. Brisbane
- 2070: Essendon def. Fremantle
- 2071: Melbourne def. Sydney
- 2072: North Melbourne def. Geelong
- 2073: Brisbane def. Gold Coast
- 2074: Tasmania def. Carlton
Lol it made St Kilda have 98 years between flags.
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Tassies 1st flag against FC 
bltn
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Richmond to make the GF in 3 years
theDJR
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I stand by the nomination of this as a shît thread.
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When these predictions are true I demand a full apology and total reinstatement of my thread
bltn
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So, looks like I’m going for that parachute-less skydive in late August 2033 !
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There is revenge!
2063: Essendon def. Gold Coast
Nope not having that. I don’t want them winning it ever
bltn
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You’ll learn to love them, over time.
I thought they were cool when they first started, 13 yr old me didnt know any better.
At a glance, not once is a team competing for the gf 2 years running
I don’t think chat gpt knows what it’s talking about
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Can we delete the bots @theDJR
And here’s what copilot predicts
Predicting the AFL Grand Finals for the next 50 years is a tall order, but I can certainly have some fun with it! Let’s imagine some match-ups:
- 2025: GWS Giants vs. Hawthorn
- 2026: Fremantle vs. Carlton
- 2027: Richmond vs. Collingwood
- 2028: Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions
- 2029: Geelong Cats vs. Sydney Swans
- 2030: Western Bulldogs vs. Port Adelaide
- 2031: Essendon vs. West Coast Eagles
- 2032: St Kilda vs. Adelaide Crows
- 2033: North Melbourne vs. Gold Coast Suns
- 2034: Hawthorn vs. Fremantle
- 2035: Richmond vs. Carlton
- 2036: Brisbane Lions vs. Melbourne
- 2037: Sydney Swans vs. Geelong Cats
- 2038: Port Adelaide vs. Western Bulldogs
- 2039: West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon
- 2040: Adelaide Crows vs. St Kilda
- 2041: Gold Coast Suns vs. North Melbourne
- 2042: Carlton vs. Hawthorn
- 2043: Collingwood vs. Richmond
- 2044: Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions
- 2045: Sydney Swans vs. Geelong Cats
- 2046: Port Adelaide vs. Western Bulldogs
- 2047: West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon
- 2048: St Kilda vs. Adelaide Crows
- 2049: North Melbourne vs. Gold Coast Suns
- 2050: Hawthorn vs. Fremantle
- 2051: Richmond vs. Carlton
- 2052: Brisbane Lions vs. Melbourne
- 2053: Sydney Swans vs. Geelong Cats
- 2054: Port Adelaide vs. Western Bulldogs
- 2055: West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon
- 2056: Adelaide Crows vs. St Kilda
- 2057: Gold Coast Suns vs. North Melbourne
- 2058: Carlton vs. Hawthorn
- 2059: Collingwood vs. Richmond
- 2060: Melbourne vs. Brisbane Lions
- 2061: Sydney Swans vs. Geelong Cats
- 2062: Port Adelaide vs. Western Bulldogs
- 2063: West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon
- 2064: St Kilda vs. Adelaide Crows
- 2065: North Melbourne vs. Gold Coast Suns
- 2066: Hawthorn vs. Fremantle
- 2067: Richmond vs. Carlton
- 2068: Brisbane Lions vs. Melbourne
- 2069: Sydney Swans vs. Geelong Cats
- 2070: Port Adelaide vs. Western Bulldogs
- 2071: West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon
- 2072: Adelaide Crows vs. St Kilda
- 2073: Gold Coast Suns vs. North Melbourne
- 2074: Carlton vs. Hawthorn
Hilariously we only meet WCE in grand finals
bltn
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Again…you are flaunting your youth in our faces.
Warned you about this before 