#13 Orazio Fantasia - his surname is pronounced “injured”

Who’s Nonno has the best salami making shed though?

My Nonna use to make the best fried mushrooms in sugo

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pavard has got nothing on raz

that goal was not real, you cannot do that in that quick of a time at that angle and bounce it through, that’s not even freakshow that’s witch craft

razzle dazzle.

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Did you do it?

Rated BOG today by the AFL ratings.
Really kept us in the first quarter when we were playing poorly

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Rated him our fourth best player but his first quarter set the standard for the group.

yes sir

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Literally was unstoppable in that 1st quarter

He is a superstar

You know it’s salami time because all the cars are out in the driveway while the 4 car garage is car-less

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Yep. You can pick out every house on the Queen’s birthday long weekend from the road.

Nah ■■■■■■■ spewing lols

Where do you see these ratings?

I was honestly worried that Brian Taylor was gonna have an aneurism in the first quarter

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He’ll be licking his chops coming up against Collingwood and that opponent he kicked 4 or 5 goals on last time he played them.

SMACK will have to count Raz’s goal tally in Joe’s absence.

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Love his rapport with Stringer. They’re always loving each other’s goals, getting fired up in celebrations together.

Braden Maynard a very likely late out with general soreness next Sunday.

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he loves a goal

Because it could mean more Basil Zempilas?

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That. And I’m just a stand up kind of guy.

Also OOOORRRAAZZZTZEEEOOOO

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What would Fantasia’s value be on the open market?

In no way would I ever consider trading him though. I think he’s only behind Joe for talent on our list.

Obviously clubs would be more than aware of his talents now and at 22 he is still very young with lots more improvement left in him.