Pretty sure he spent some time in the midfield tonight, but yeah, the guy is a natural.
Either that or have a rotating roster of air hostesses that crash at his joint when they stop over in Melb.
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Razzle Dazzle
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his favourite tv show is californication
hank moody wouldn’t be caught dead in radelaide
he’s got his fanatical fan base here now, not going anywhere, it’s an italian thing.
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Small forward and kicks straight…this man epitomises everything NOT representive of Essendon.
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Put another contract in front of him. Is going to be one of the greats.
Sack Dodoro.
Hire BASS
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Another legendary Essendon forward that in another world could have gone to Freo
Shockers.
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Was he on any other clubs radar though? I remember everyone wondering who the hell he was when we drafted him
New favourite player. The kid can play
Nope. Kid that was doing some nice things in the SANFL who was “too small” from memory.
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He won’t get lured away, he’ll be asked to leave.
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ELITE for his position.
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Don’t worry the Dowry is being organised as we speak. He ain’t going nowhere.
He’ll marry a good italian greenvale girl and move in next door to his in-laws to keep an eye on him on a big block of land with plenty of room to practise his goal kicking and for all the little jnr razzle dazzles to run around on (raz, faz, daz, saz & caz) as future father sons/daughters.
If he knows what’s good for him, know what I mean.
Edit - if we cant find a girl from that suburb I’m happy to volunteer one of my non essendon supporting cousins from elsewhere or maybe we just import blitzs very own @em2009
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Best player in the history of comp? Maybe not.
But maybe, just maybe, yes.
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Just makes me so happy that he’s kicked a five goal bag
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It’s been mentioned previously, but I keep seeing Mark Mercuri. Small in stature, plays taller, knows where the goals are, silky, classy etc.
If he reaches the heights of the first two-thirds of MM’s career (was a Brownlow runner-up remember…) we’ll have done very well indeed.
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Elite. You watch him get tagged every game from here on
Has anyone still got that picture of him in the red sparkly hat?
Has a similar weird upper body set up to Hirdy. Just saying. Unorthodox thorax
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