#15 - Dyson Sharp

[Windy_Dill]

@Clone_Hirdy

@Finding_Nino

Matt Rosa seems to value competitors/footballers over pure athletes that could be anything

Not sure that is true. This is the list of all the first rounders Dodoro picked back to 2007. Not sure pure athletes is accurate.

2022 - Tsatas
2021 - Hobbs
2020 - Perkins, Cox and Reid
2019 - None
2018 - None
2017 - None
2016 - McGrath
2015 - Parish, Francis
2014 - Langford, Laverde
2013 - None
2012 - Daniher
2011 - Kavanagh
2010 - Heppell
2009 - Melksham
2008 - Hurley
2007 - Myers

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[jamesm]

I actually agree with reporting this post even though it might seem unfair but the PTSD on seeing those names….

[Fairtackle]

@2-30Brunswickst

We probably haven’t used a top 10 pick on a pure athlete since Bolton. Maybe Cox?

Cox? He’s got the athletic physique of a chess player.

[2-30Brunswickst]

I was clutching at strews, but didn’t he come high up in 2km time trial straight after being drafted? Has a good physique for high jump?

[hampy]

Fiona from Bomber Banter did an interview with Sharpy on Media Day.

If I didn’t already know, there would be NO way I’d assume he’s 18 based off his physical size and maturity.

[JuzzyB]

Can someone post the TL:DR for those who haven’t watched?

[barnz]

TLDR DYOR and dont rely on blitzers to be accurate

[barnz]

Full nuffy mode, its hard not to believe that this guy wont be one of the most important personalities we’ve drafted in the last 20 years

[SoMa]

I am Dyson Sharp a simple country boy whose fatal flaw is my “unbridled enthusiasm".

[Touchedontheline]

I’d say his biggest flaw is that he looks to have aged 18 months for every year since he was supposedly born.

[Chris_1993]

I think it’s just the moustache. It’s filthy and therefore I rate it and he needs to keep it.

But it’s adding years to his face. Shave it off and I reckon he’d look like a standard 18 year old.

[Finding_Nino]

$9.00 to win the rising star at sportsbet

[Loflyer]

@Touchedontheline

I’d say his biggest flaw is that he looks to have aged 18 months for every year since he was supposedly born.

Dyson after captaining the 2030 side to its first finals win in quarter of a century

[Tbone]

Easy money

[Heppelltitis]

@Rick_Ross

I’m pretty sure the Dazed & Confused character David Wooderson (an older dude hanging out with high school kids) was based upon Sharp’s last 2 under age seasons.

That’s what I love about those high school chicks. I get older, they stay the same age.

[groundcontrol]

Leave it there. Do not touch it. Look what happened to Perkins when he cut his hair.

[billybomber]

[smooth]

You don’t realise how big some of these boys are until you see them up close. I couldn’t get over the size of him as a first year player when I went to the Family Day yesterday. Robey is also a big unit.

[Loflyer]

[Loflyer]

I spent five whole minutes on that and I got his fkn name wrong. Somewhere there’s a sack not being hackied.