Never go “Full Melbourne”…
Personally I hope they do a Melbourne ■■■■ Brisbane,
Zorko in particular.
Bit of a flog
As usual, headline doesn’t match the story.
Lions Port is actually not bad by comparison to what we’ve seen thus far.
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I thought the trainer copped a decent bump there actually.
Unnecessarily.
It actually does match the facts, which is at least something.
The story should be the reckless behaviour of the player hurting their own trainer.
Yeah fair enough too. Good point.
Rockliff looks cooked.
Ladhams needs to build his strength and tap work if he wants to become a best 22 ruckman. Martin has his numbers.
Commentators on the Port bandwagon over the 1st pre season game 
The clug is a star
Neale with a lazy 46
Can Rayner is escaping criticism big time. Number one pick and he’s only a small forward at this point.
Just me or is modern Afl generally a boring sh-tshow barely worth it? Watching a match siren to siren seems to feel like a fkg chore
It probably not just you, but I still love watching it.
I know what you mean, … yet oddly I don’t feel that way when watching the AFLW, … & seemingly regardless of the scores.
Maybe just the novelty and it will eventually wear off, but I’ve found it preferable viewing for the most part so far.
The Mens games have been pretty shitt so far though tbf.
If you think footy should involve physical contests, it’s pretty easy to see why “lower grade” footy can be more entertaining.
Well, that and the fact that it’s not over-officiated, over-policed, over-analysed and you don’t need a second mortgage on your house to grab a beer and a pie… 
Nothing on the line, no crowd noise, listening to Derrrwayne… I can see why it feels like a chore.