How does it work? Do not open indoors. Worst looking umbrella l have ever seen.
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“It’s fun to stay at the Y M C…”
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Haha, that’s exactly what I saw.
Hopefully T-Bell can’t see me behind this drink bottle. If he tells me once more about how his girlfriend was on Neighbours I think I’ll spew.
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I’m gonna bowl a wrongun here.
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“This is how Trevor Chapell should’ve bowled that last ball of that one-dayer against the Kiwis 40 years ago according to my Old Man.”
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Whats this say.?..“Special blue recovery mix”
“Ah fark I got Chris Judd’s water bottle!!”
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“Vogue…”
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Simon says, … “Shape ooooof a Tree”
“Hey boys, … look I’m a BlueGum”
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new from banana boat, spray on zinc
warning: may cause hair loss
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“…and I’m standing completely full height, just like this bottle right, seriously standing straight up!!,… and the Lip just curled straight over the top of me like this, … it was like a Tunnel man, sooooooo fkn rad …”
(If I had a Dollar for every Wave story I’ve had to sit through over the years, I could buy every Blitzer a case of the dearest Bourbon and still have a nice retirement. 
)
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I’m a little teapot…
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Oiii! Keep smiling and say cheese guys.
This camera is not working so well
Keeps spitting water at me!!
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Can you turn the house lights on, please? This one’s for you special people at the back.
I hear the drums echoing, tonight…
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Please tell me nackers didn’t catch me looking…
Jeez, that sun is a bloody big fire and so bright, maybe I can put it out with a little bit of water.
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Oh God, no I don’t want to see Patton’s picture message.
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Now if I just sweep my locks this way and give it a little spritz, I’ll be looking like Guelfi in no time.
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