Is it only me or does that bloke look like Mick McGuane’s brother
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Woman: Kill me
Man: Kill me
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Woman: did you fart?
Man: No, its your breath!
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Woman: essadon have one, zero and nine, and magpies have eight and four - so that means we should be winning, but their big number has 3 little numbers and ours has 2, so that means they should be winning… oh I wish I’d learned my numbers.
Man: Why did that guy say I look like a cross between Erik Estrada, Fat Elvis, and Jay Leno… oh, I think I sharted.
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“I bet my entire Centrelink cheque on this”
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i’m pretty rough round the edges but i think this is close to or maybe in poor taste
like giving it to sidebottom or pendlebury because they cheat and get umpchair rides is a go
But fans on anzac day who stick to the end when their team is getting thwomped, we have been there, 11 of the last 14 anzac days
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Humour is subjective. Obviously you don’t find the subject matter amusing.
You know what I do when I don’t enjoy a thread’s subject matter? I don’t visit it.
May I suggest you leave this thread, mute it, forget all about it, and allow those of us who are enjoying a little bit of schadenfreude and having a laugh to continue to do so?
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She: Looks like no sex again with him tonight…his brother or father will have to do.
that’s ju st someone’s famali, is all
i’ll let myself out, threads all yours
Gee! Fred and Wilma haven’t aged well since the stoneage.
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you’re right, it’s extremely poor taste.
Sits alongside those pathetic nuffie pages on f’book and the like that exist only so childish small minded insecure socially inept can ridicule random strangers and validate themselves.
Very very ordinary stuff, completely lacking in humility and self awareness.
TL:DR…
It’s Collingwood, ■■■■ them.
At least those Essendon bastards haven’t put me in a Caption Contest.
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Change your wording chops.
The wording was extremely deliberate and rather the point. but okay…
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Ok, my first effort was deemed a bit too crude for Blitz for which I apologise.
Her: (to the tune of Moby) Why does my heart, feel so bad,
Why does my soul feel so bad?
Him: (from Team America) I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit,
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
But until then I’rr just be ronery
Yeah, a Rittle ronery, poor rittle me
I’m so ronery
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“Did someone say KKKFC?”
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