Have at them Blitzers!
I miss Lumumba
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And I’m going home with her again
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“First Crime Stoppers, and now this. On TV twice in a week…”
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“I’ve got a problem with my Goggomobil,”
“G-O-G-G-O…not the dart!”
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And I’m going home with him again.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Her - “That Walla bloke … . we were beaten by that Walla bloke”
Him - “That’s what they call Karma, … right?”
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Looks like it’s going to rain. My hair dye is going to start running, this day can’t get any worse.
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“I’ve invented a remote control for the ball! We can’t lose!” …wanker.
At least they were stolen tickets.
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“At least the kids weren’t here to see this”
“I’m starting to wish I was back in Jail with them right now …”
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“This is all Harry O’Brien’s fault”
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Her: Can’t believe I got my nails done for this.
Him: Well. At least my missus isn’t wearing animal print like that idiot behind her.
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Did I leave the oven on?
Wait I don’t have a house.
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Take me back to the glory days of blatant racism.
The umpires cheated and we still lost.
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Realising they traded their future first and second round picks in the next draft
EAT A GIANT BAG OF TURGID â– â– â– â– â– YOU DOGS
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