And to conclude the formalities, I want to see the MC say to Zach ‘now take your Crichton medals and ■■■■ off’
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… biggest cheer of the night.
Zachs speech will be like a hostage video. And it still won’t be weirder than the year everyone didn’t mention James Hirds name and Bomba went off on one.
What a club
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I got very drunk at that one, it was a very weird vibe from the start.
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Zachs speech will be very short.
I’ve got an idea! Why don’t they call the event off and post the awards out to the winning players. Use the money they save for the Strength & Conditioning Dept!
Will be an interesting watch tomorrow, very interesting!
The Crichton scoring is skewed towards games played though.
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How many points do you lose for meeting with an opposition coach?
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If it is Sam Mitchell, you lose all of the points. Indeed, you now have negative points.
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Crichton Medal postponed to 2026 due to lack of interest! 
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Best and Fairest right.
Does Zach get an asterisk?
It all starts at 7.15pm tonight!
This is gunna be a tough watch.
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I have devised a clever solution to this problem.
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maybe just start Merrett on -100 handicap for Meeting Mitchell then see if he can win from there
Celebrating all of our fantastic footballers. What a grand night.
Finish your 6th Crichton medal and fark off
And three dozen or so other blokes