#21 Dyson "Good Onya Guys" Heppell


#3404


#3405

Dyson is certainly not Captain Cuddly inside the four walls of the club. If you need a foot up the ■■■■ he will give it to you. The difference between Dyson and a lot of his critics on here is that Dys doesn’t slam his mates in public for a few hero points. There is a time and place for everything.


#3406

Arent you a happy little vegemite.

Just because he aint slamming his team mates in public doesn’t mean he is not a good captain


#3407

Certainly turned Daisy Thomas’s career around when he cut his hair.

What a fking joke this thread has become.


#3408

Cut your damn hair and spend the next week and bit at kicking practice. 30 odd % efficiency is a team killer no matter how many times you get the pill.


#3409

Could you picture his champion data ranking and SC average if he was at least 50% accurate?


#3410

Called him a Brownlow smokey and sticking to it. Just keeps running does Doris. Captainesque workrate, think he might need glasses though


#3411

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#3412

Tries his ■■■■ off but his disposal by foot is alarming. That was div 5 country standard today. A huge concern that our leaders are the ones who cough it up the most


#3413

A lot of his turnovers were when he was under minimal pressure too which is alarming to me.


#3414

Same with zaka and bj. Quite easy disposals that are travesties. Hurley too was struggling to hit targets on the switch on the full.


#3415

Was critical in and around the play today in making sure we had a presence at each subsequent contest.

Yep, kicking was a bit mediocre but the “effective” percentage is often misleading. A couple of really poor turnovers, but in general we got decent field position from his kicks even if not necessarily hitting team mates on the chest.


#3416

He was everywhere, but his disposal was pretty disappointing.


#3417

I don’t necessarily agree. He turned certainties into 50/50s far too often


#3418

He’s very poised and rarely gets caught but he doesn’t attack. His kicks are invariably sideways or backwards.

And I’m with those who think it’s time he got a haircut. If he wants to present himself as a rebellious schoolboy then he has every right to do so. But it would be good if he decided to present himself as a mature professional football player and the captain of a strong, focussed club.


#3419

BJ had 89% DI.


#3420

Really? i have inprinted in my brain the kick ins that achieved nothing and missing the easiest pass of his life to darcy in the 4th.


#3421

Yep, they were probably his two errors for the day


#3422

Yeah i should apologise to him. i think im attributing some of the absolute bewildering decisions by zaka and hepp with their kicking to him as he was involved in the 1-2s.


#3423

Hepp was never this unreliable by foot early is his career.

Not sure what’s gone wrong there.