#21 Dyson Heppell - dePorted

Good player with what is a crap career, must hurt going through and entire footy career having never won a final. Really shows how ■■■■ Essendon have been.

Add in some poor decisions around the saga and he hasn’t had much of a run at it.

His season and then end is fitting of much of an Essendon team, inconsistent and not able to sustain consistent footy as the year progressed, but able to turn on a blinder for his last.

A different time, maybe a different club he might have been regarded as a better player. But his legacy will not age well I think.

So farewell Hepp, thanks for giving it your all and doing what you thought was best for the club, always. Now you can join us in watching frustratingly from the sidelines.

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They celebrated that win down Hindley street that night pretty well aswell

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most clubs yes, they only go for retiring premiership leaders

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Thanks for posting. He was a gun. Read the play so well.

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Early 90s, so maybe my standards are high

Pretty nice of the Lions:

https://x.com/aflfromla/status/1828964438164259117?s=46&t=TDaDQtHkTjVKFDUYkPdnPA

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that’s um… ouch.

Has he been given Caracella’s job yet?

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Hilarious

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I’d like to see him on the Board, give the others insights what it’s like to be a player with a poorly functioning Board.

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I don’t think he’ll become head coach.
I think he’ll step out and enjoy life with his wife for a year, then come back to footy in small parts. He could be a good development coach. Assistant coach probably isn’t for him.

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No, I don’t want him near development or any coaching capacity at the club, time to be ruthless not complacent.

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he should be nowhere near the club in any capacity. we have tried for too long to get his type out of the club. why would we let him back in?

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Yeah, got to love the “Essendon has a poor culture” but let’s shoehorn ex Essendon players into every role possible at the club.
That ought to fix it :rofl:

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plittz should do us a favour and get hepp at job at his private richman hanger

bring back sheedy

If you’re going to be that loud and rancid, take three steps back from the recording equipment, please.

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Calls for Hepp to be given a new position in any way related to the club are misguided. It seems like anytime a player with over 200 games retires there is a call that goes out over Blitz to retain said player in some official capacity. We have Hurley filling that role already. Enough with the nostalgia, it is getting us nowhere. It isn’t only that we need to get ruthless, or surround our players with examples of recent success. More than that we need outside views looking over our entire set up to provide a fresh look at every aspect of play through a different set of lens.

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we need people who aren’t afraid to see the club fail leading it