it’s hard with young blokes, sometimes they do things fusilli reasons.
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Wider fettuccine.
isn’t he related to that ex Melbourne player?
Rigoni?
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You all saying he’s cooked?
What’s your sauce?
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I never trust it no matter what the sauce is, far too mushroom for error.
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I come in here expecting news and it’s just much ragout about nothing.
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Tom Browne Sauce?
Joke of a sauce.
Only sauce I trust comes direct from the HP centre.
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Harrison Ford
Indiana Jones
Harrison Jones.
If smack doesn’t play bring him in.
He isn’t ready, others ahead of him by a mile but it just feels right
194cm and 75kg according to the EFC website. Even if he’s put on 12 kg and is now 87kg, that’s still a matchstick in AFL terms.
I’m glad he’s getting fit and let’s see what he can do. But I’m not expecting much.
It hasn’t been updated and he is actually 196cm 78kg but yeah he is very light still but I’d expect him to come into the team late in the year if he stays fit. Maybe for atleast 1 game as I think we will be looking to give him some extended looks in the senior side next year.
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I think his biggest hindrance will be the lack of big guys around him. If he had Daniher and/or Hooker in the forwardline with him it’d protect him somewhat from the big ugly defenders
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We have Townsend to an extent, Jones has a massive motor so could see him being told to run those larger defenders off their legs.
He’d need to be the 3rd tall at his size otherwise he’ll be bullied by an AFL kpd. Hopefully we’ll have Hooker, Daniher and Stringer up forward by the end of the season and Jones can e squeezed in with them
11 more kgs and he’ll be the same height and weight as Jezza Cameron. Put him on the Jake Stringer diet this off season. “You can do a lot of damage in 3 weeks”.
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An undersized frame can’t be remedied by eating too much. He’s a matchstick. If he overeats he’ll be a matchstick with a pot belly.
And according to Wikipedia, Jeremy Cameron is 196 cm and 96 kg. If, as @aTheDon1 says, Jones is 196cm and 78kg, he’d need to add 18kg to match Cameron.
That’s not true. Zerk was way more of a bean pole and lighter when we drafted him and he’s already put on 15kgs and has room for more.
Unlike Joe D, I am confident that we can get Jones to put penne to paper.
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Look at what he wrote. “An undersized frame can’t be remedied by eating too much. He’s a matchstick. If he overeats he’ll be a matchstick with a pot belly”. Over eating will not do the job unless you want to be porky. Eating more, but with the right foods, and lots of gym time will do the job however. Which is what I think you mean. 5 - 6kg a year, given all the running they have to do, should be comfortably achievable I would think.
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