#23 Harrison Jones

But you can reuse condoms just by shaking the ■■■■ out of them.

Wash your mouth out with soap . Surely not !

Speaking from experience?

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Play him and Bryan before the season is out. The season has gone to ■■■■ pretty quickly, lets try and salvage something from the wreckage…

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to be fair, have you ever read one bad review in the scratch matches?

everyone gets a gold star

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participation award

Funny but true story: my parents sent me to a camp when I was a young teenager. It was called an “initiative” camp. It was to help kids who lacked focus and initiative. I spent the whole time asking people what they wanted me to do so I would know what to do. They gave up and just handed me a participation award. :rofl:

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BRING HIM IN

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Exactly, so I wonder we he ever thought he could?

Probably like 99% of young professional athletes thinking “I can match it with these older blokes”

Because he’s not really experienced playing against men, so he started off playing like he always has.

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Just bring him in he’ll have Stewart next to him

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This is the best quote of the scratch Match

Hibbo’ was happy that Nick was in the ruck because he and the Carlton midfielders got silver service and first possession. He was clean in the contests, made good decisions, used the ball well and kicked a goal and set up a few. It was a good midfielder’s game…

So he comes into the seniors and we play him on the farkin wing!!!

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It’s that crap that infuriates the shot out of me. It’s so friggin stupid.

Jones should come in for a game or two this year!

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Absolutely needs a taste of the level required.
Even if its just to drive him in preseason.

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He needs to play when he’s ready, not merely for a taste.

If his strength atm is his aerobic ability to run opponents into the ground, it’s nice to hear that he realised that on Trengove. The next step is whether he’s running to the right spots at the right time. With our ball movement in the seniors currently, good luck with that. I think that’s one of Hams problems at the moment too. These things take time.

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Or turn them inside out…

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So how many kids did you say you have Yossarian? That you know about?

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I disagree, kid is not ready. Needs a big pre-season on the weights. He will get monster-ed at AFL level.

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Gree re:Monstered.
But that might drive him/eliminate any notion of whats required.
This season is shot. Might as well give him a taste. See what happens.

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Don’t forget that he has had minimal prep coming off a significant injury this year. Do we really want to break him in his first year?

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