" While Andrew McGarth is enjoying a breakout seasoning and is perhaps best placed to win his first ever Best and Fairest gong, his 69.2% disposal efficiency has been a thorn in he and team’s side."
haha, not a blitz reader obviously
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Imagine a forward line with Jones & Mackay in it. That’s the sort of stuff that wins flags.
I am actually pleasantly surprised with that, will be interesting to see how it pans out over 3 years.
For the visual learners out there:
I’m very bored tonight…
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McGarth > McGrath
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Where’s the stat for sitting on the fence not giving a sh*t.
The Brisbane guy must have a handy lead on that one.
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You need two variables to make a stat
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Essendon saved Stringer. He’s going nowhere.
One more (for funsies):
“B-b-but @Lalich4Lalife,” I hear you say. “Harry hasn’t had nearly as many disposals…”
■■■■ you:
I’m sorry. I promise I’m done now 
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No need to stop. There quite enjoyable.
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Don’t stop. I’d like to look at the -1%ers such as
- ill timed Mark of the year attempts,
- smiles after kicking OOBOTF,
- sulky umpire whinging, and
- general peahearted fuckwittery.
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More please lol.
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kicking 13 against Sydney was my favourite Lloyd highlight
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Only because you asked nicely.
Not the best one, as it’s a bit too close to my “clangers” charts, but it’s all I got.
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Hahaha thank you. Will try to think of some more ideas at some stage.
How about stats per lovingly gaze at one selfs own image of the big screen.
Needs to go for more - seemed that he was allowing someone else (Hooker usually) to go up while he stayed down, but I’d much prefer him going for his marks regardless of who else is around.
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