#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish - Shiel can play forward pocket instead

Most of them aren’t.

Are some of the stupid ■■■■■■■ posts in this thread actually serious? Really?????

FFS!!!

I think they’re attempts at humour. Not very good attempts, granted.

I’m getting concerned they’re going to take his future Brownlow off him.

3 4 3!

I’m concerned that the guys we haven’t drafted yet are yet to extend their contracts. Oh no, they’re definitely gone in two years.

“But I thought you guys wanted two picks in the top 10?”

Anyone hear what his manager was saying on trade radio? Something about his contract

Yeah, nothing to panic about. Said that the two parties were a fair bit off in negotiations earlier in the year but after trade period finishes they would head back to the table and all will be good

Yep, he was not impressed with the money we offered. I think it was about 90k extra per year. I know this because my mates children are best mates with Parish and Mathesion.
Let’s hope they sort this out because the pies are sniffing.

Anyone hear what his manager was saying on trade radio? Something about his contract

Yeah, nothing to panic about. Said that the two parties were a fair bit off in negotiations earlier in the year but after trade period finishes they would head back to the table and all will be good

Yep, he was not impressed with the money we offered. I think it was about 90k extra per year. I know this because my mates children are best mates with Parish and Mathesion.
Let’s hope they sort this out because the pies are sniffing.

Yeah.

They are sniffing coke if they think they can get him.

Who's his manager?

Scott Lucas. No worries.

FFS THIS IS FKD

JUST SIGN PARISH YA SCUMBAG

Give them apprentice’s wages for the first four years.

He’s gone. I feel in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

Who's his manager?

Scott Lucas. No worries.

lock him in.

lucas (or his group at least) also manages zaharakis, tippa and fletch, for what its worth… all great essendon people

He's gone. I feel in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

So Parish, if you really love us, come on and let it show.

I heard this year’s 1st pick has requested a trade.

I heard this year's 1st pick has requested a trade.
Has he nominated a club? That’s the way you get screwed.

I heard he wants to go back to Geelong for family reasons

I heard he requested a trade to the VFL team so he gets to play in finals.

I heard he wants to go back to Geelong for family reasons

Geelong is like an hour’s drive!

I heard he wants to go back to Geelong for family reasons

Geelong is like an hour’s drive!


You seem panicked.

Try yelling “hoochie mama”.