#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish - Shiel can play forward pocket instead

I heard this year's 1st pick has requested a trade.

He was sh*t anyway, but we’ll take two first round picks please.

I heard he wants to go back to Geelong for family reasons

Supposedly GFC just finished building a Hungry Jacks in Winchelsea…supposedly gonna give it to his parents, already got the 3 younger brothers on the fryers, drive thru and burgers. Be prepared to be disappointed.

i dont know whats legit and whats taking the ■■■■ anymore

What did we get for him or did he just walk to the PSD?

Good to see him getting some training in prior to pre-season. All the boys are looking fit at the moment, fingers crossed.

Give him a couple years, and he’ll be as skinny as Gleeson too.

Good to see him getting some training in prior to pre-season. All the boys are looking fit at the moment, fingers crossed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMQ-xDXAaKX/

The punching bag should have a picture of the Hawks logo.

His footwork is non existent

The strength and conditioning guy who produced the instagram has a nice website.
http://www.mattcritchley.com/
Hes not hiding his light under a gym mat.

Darce

Darcy “Soul Man” Parish
Darcy “The Unit” Parish

Darcy “Leader of the” Parish

Darcy “The Mouth” Parish. Aka: yap yap.

The Parishoner

Darcy “The Humdinger” Parish

Surely he is DP3? as in CP3 (Chris Paul)

It’s a great nickname

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I would have thought that as he has his own parish, he’s got to be The Vicar

Surely he is DP3? as in CP3 (Chris Paul)

It’s a great nickname

USA USA

It’s a ■■■■■ nickname

His footwork is non existent

Darcy “Twinkletoes” Parish