#3 Darcy Parish - signed to 2029 (Part 3, from April 2025)

How do you know this?

Every player gets injured… Look at Bailey Smith now at Geelong… Out for way longer than DP…
He came back, when finally ready and is smashing it…
Love the Same Old handle by the way… Feels like I’m 91…

the bloke who was drafted in 2015, didn’t get a regular gig in the starting midfield til 2021 when shiel and mcgrath went down. The guy who’s had 1 decent season who his supporters live off as he’s the greatest ever ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  mid we’ve had, the guy who can’t kick, doesn’t defend and even admitted to prior to 21 that he didn’t really take the training side of stuff seriously …

That’s the guy you’re actually trying to sell as one of the guys ā€œdriving elite standardsā€ … that really does explain why the club is so ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  then if anyone is actually dumb enough to believe, fall for or follow that.

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Good luck being a Don as he’s contracted for 4 more years…
I feel for ya…

I kinda do…

Reoccurring calf injuries over multiple seasons, is a very very concerning issue.

It’s only going to get worse as he gets older. Calf injuries are a serious problem that are incredibly hard to overcome.

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i’ve lived through the shittest period of essendons history, parish is a blimp on it.
by the looks of it he won’t be playing much anyway so you don’t have to feel to bad for me, other than when people post the outlandish ā– ā– ā– ā–  ATE did.

Yeah I’ve lived thru it all too… Big time… It’s guttering… But unless you can make real change at the ballot or more, you gotta stay positive, otherwise winter can be kinda pucked… I learnt that a long, long time ago… Ride the highs and lows… That’s footy… Look at St Kilda FFS… Imagine if we had white in our red and black blood?..
We WILL come good, believe it and the future is exciting… Life is soooo much better in all aspects with a positive attitude- trust me, I’ve lived it!..
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Its almost like the really incompetent bloke who was pushed into just doing contracts was not even remotely good at that part either. Who could have possibly seen that revelation coming?

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Your probably one of the fans who bronxed cheerd Mckay

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Should have picked Oliver
Classic Dodoro.

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Parish soft tissue again. Do we just put him out to pasture for a good 2 to 3 months to give him the best chance of recovering from all these rips, tears and strains? Slowly build him up for the tail end.

He has had multiple seasons ruined, but he is class and still has a chance for a prosperous end of his career but his body is failing. Breaks my heart really.

Um how? Oliver was taken before our picks.

Didn’t we just do that?

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What are the odds of that happening ? It’s a contract that’s going to really hurt the list management balance for years to come, fu Dodoro.

Oh no

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Unfortunately all he did was play golf on the pasture.

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Clubs would have only been interested in Parish in 2023 if they didn’t have to trade for him (like us for McKay). The issue was we had got McKay so we wouldn’t have got a free agency compensation pick.

I don’t think a 5 year deal on non crazy money is nuts, considering the market these days. Does Parish have a better resume than LDU who just received a 7 year $1.3m deal?

Now that it’s been revealed that it’s a 6 year deal, well that’s another thing.

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LDU is vastly better in my opinion.
Bigger, faster, and better kick

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I hope all red & black fans read this thoroughly and take it in.

10 good games in his career (out of what? 150?), a couple on ANZAC Day, and this guys reputation far outweighs performance levels.

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Weird post to hang your hat on. I’d be surprised if anyone has said he’s better than Merrett, let alone the best mid to ever play for the club.

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