Former #30 B. Zerk-Thatcher

Cant wait to see this kid in the seniors. hes going to make a great Key defender

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Play poorly, roll out the good news story.

Iā€™ll take it. Glad to have the Berzerker locked in for another couple of years.

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Fantastic news. Looks very good at VFL level. Locking him in for this year + two more is fantastic.

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Wish we had of played him in one of the JLT matches. If we are going to play Micky mouse BS footy we may as well play kids instead of having senior guys run around looking uninterested. We get absolutely nothing out of the JLT series doing what we have the last 2 years.

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Would have loved to see him play atleast a half of one of the JLT games instead of seeing Hurls jog around half arsed

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Great news. Would have loved to have seen him in the team last night.

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Iā€™d actually rather bring Zerk into a relatively settled backline.
Last night was the first real trial of what is probably our main set up, sans Hooker.
Always easier to bring a first gamer into a system thatā€™s bedded down a bit.
I want Zerk to flourish, not be thrown to the wolves

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Our JLT teams need to be thrown to the Wolves.

Worsfold doesnā€™t like to change too much.

So what you saw last night is pretty much what you will get

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Good stuff. The boy can play.

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Can we appease the dominant BB faction with the compromise of loading them into a cannon and shooting them at the wolves?

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Basil is going to love it: ā€œBZT to AMT, as good as youā€™ll seeā€.

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Basil sounds like a Narco. ā€œI enjoy some THC, along with some PCP. Perhaps, a bit of MDA or is it MDMA?ā€

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Ok so Basil is coming to the party too. Like his snout, itā€™s gonna be massive.

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Is he a Dyson or a Hoover?

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You would need to PAY a second rounder to get someone to take himā€¦

Definitely Hoover. Donā€™t taint Dys with his name.

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Getting the thread back on track, it looks like Zerk is one of the players we will be sponsoring this year.

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Good.
And now weā€™re sponsoring him I expect to see him playing in the Firsts.
Pay your money, get influence.
Isnā€™t that how capitalism works?

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