This is my first attempt at a mockup of what he would look like in an Essendon jumper
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I’d like that, but I have some principles about liking videos with that jumper… 
■■■… he kicked a goal from 20 out straight in front.
Definite upgrade.
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What I took from that video is that Cripps would be a dud except for Phillips…
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I wasn’t sold on him when they show footage of him taking huge grabs but he actually converted one into a goal and it made me happy because we didn’t have a ruckman who could do that
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Great photoshopping
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Seen that pic in don official twitter?
Big ■■■■■■■ kiddd
Upgrade on Clarke that cost us nothing. Happy
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Phillips and Francis on Day 1 of Pre-Season
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Very pleased with this signing.
Those highlights indicate he has everything you need & can only improve with decent Coaching, … and may end up challenging them all for No 1 spot. Beware young Drapes!!
Also, who wouldn’t improve by 50% at least when they get out of that shitt Jumper, & into the Greatest one of all??
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There is always someone who takes things too far.
I hope we screwed fark carlton with that trade.
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BIG RIG
welcome friend
Has anyone mentioned how much he looks like Francis and/or Ben Stokes yet??
Seriously just looks like a larger version of Saint don’t he??
A “Large Franga” if you will …?? 
Campo? Justin Murphy?
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Looks like Ben Stokes too.
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Lol. FXD.
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And Ben Stokes is in the back of the Divvy van??
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I’m definitely racist… I’m struggling to tell one ranga from another.