#34 Jake Long - you’re cut, so long

l am another who believes Jake should be cut from the list. Just for the record.

Oh please! EVERYONE KNOWS UNICORNS ARE EXTINCT

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Not true. They just walk around with their SHIELD OF BORINGNESS on.

Hi to all the parents who have any idea where that reference comes from.

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Phoebe for the win

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Exactly they were all eaten by Voldemort after he lost his powers after his failed attempt to kill Harry Potter.

He feasted on their blood while he waited to be able to restore himself.

Don’t you people know your history!!

I don’t know that reference but I can tell you the difference between an Unicorn, Allicorn and Pegasus because I’ve made those mistakes far too many times for my My Little Pony obsessed daughters liking.

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The poor things were too horney for their own good.

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Nope, I treat everyone the same.

AFL website says Long has re-signed for another year :anguished:

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The new Jackson Merrett, Bullietproof!

No “Members First” email from the club?

I guess that means we’re locked in.
Can’t possibly keep Long and delist Dea or McNiece.

Another charity list spot from the club. When will we get more ruthless with our list management?

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I haven’t seen anything of him to make a judgement on.
Apart from his heritage, is there any defining feature that is worth holding out for

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I wish there was.

Maybe he needs to bulk up like his old man

LONGY

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image

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He’s a very very nice kick.
That’s it.

Over thirty metres.
Usually.

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