60 Minutes Kidnapping Balls-Up

They will be feted as braver than hodge when they get home

Can’t wait to hear how our brave, child kidnapping heroes survived two weeks in an overcrowded, international backwater jail hell-hole, unfit for any Westerner to be locked up in.

Now that Schapelle and her feral, bogan family have stopped producing any headlines for them (farkin’ finally!), this story could become their cash cow in the short to medium term for the ailing tv station.

Reckon Packer got the call to make this happen?

How much is the price of freedom? About $1 million of C9 money.

So brave Tara, so brave

So brave Tara, so brave

Gets to see her kids, ruined another womans chances of seeing hers. So brave.

So courageous

So brave Tara, so brave

She didn’t even have a brush!

They will be feted as braver than hodge when they get home

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody is braver than Hodgey…

So brave Tara, so brave

She didn’t even have a brush!

Toilet?

Bravely had the charges dropped by that monster who stopped them from getting their original story saving the children.

Criminal charges still pending, but nothing will come of them. Channel 9 paid for their release. Ozzie police should investigate to see if there is the possibility of any charges that can be laid, but l suspect not. Nothing much will come of this. These 4 are a national disgrace and should be fired, but they will probably end up with a bonus.

Is it true that Tara Brown said something about not realising Lebanon even had any laws?

“I didn’t even know Lithuania had, like, any laws or anything. Wait, is that what they call this place?”

"I didn't even know Lithuania had, like, any laws or anything. Wait, is that what they call this place?"
Jail.

Deserves the Luke Hodge Bravery award.

But the company reps they paid to do the ■■■■■■ are still locked up?

Not to mention the mother has now officially relinquished her custody of the kids as a pre-condition to getting out (and the crew getting out).

9 take off on a righteous mission to get the kids back from their ‘scumbag’ father to their mother. The outcome? The mother will never see her kids again and the network ends up paying millions to the father. And some people are still likely to go to prison over it.

Bravo, 9.

But the company reps they paid to do the ■■■■■■ are still locked up?

Yes, they are the ones who actually committed the crime and are not part of the negotiated release. Actually I believe they are not even Australian.