Fat Hutchy gave Dr Turf the Chaminda from SEN. He also gave Bartlett (one of Turf’s best mates) the tap on the shoulder.
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I read that as fat hutchy gave Dr turf chlamydia.
I choose to stick with that interpretation.
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■■■■ Eddie McGuire. ■■■■ Collingwood. ■■■■ Carlton.
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turns out it must be tongue in cheek
dr turf is on tomorrow morning for an appearance on off the bench with hutchy
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Turfy has had a bad week
His daughter was the victim of a house invasion / robbery / car theft at the family home in Armadale early one morning this week.
His daughter handled the situation very well & wasn’t injured.
Car was recovered in Seaford & the police arrested 2 teenage males who I’m sure have already been bailed & are back out in the community
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Are these related?
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Never thought I’d ever in my life visualise Dr Turf r****imming Hutchy or vice versa, but now I have
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FINEY was back in this morning! Haha!
I don’t listen to the station much these days but back when Finey was there it was a pi$ser. Especially post game. He recounts in full detail the day he and Russell Gilbert got into a punch up in the studios and Gilbo literally put Finey’s head through a door 
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Good work Russ
Gilbo copped heaps of ■■■■ for missing out on a massive quadi so he decked him.
Tom Morris trying not to ■■■■ himself laughing while describing how stevie J nearly sepukkued himself.
Flog.
Stevie J just “accidentally falling over and stabbing himself” is about as suss as the old “seriously Doc I slipped on the kitchen floor and this cucumber found its way up my arse” 
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apparently the knife was for his kids birthday cake… I mean… you can cut a birthday cake with a butter knife. Ive never heard of someone transporting a life that sharp, in a bag, to a house, for the purpose of cutting a cake.
its a bizarre story to say the least
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Its believable. I’ve been fishing, forgot to put a sheath back over a knife before throwing it in the front pocket of my bag, then see a blade sticking out after walking a bit.
It’s definitely odd but I can believe the backstory.
The same bloke who broke his ankle jumping down onto a beach during his playing career 
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He’s always been very suss.
More than just ‘typical larrikin’ stuff.
Licked it
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You licked Tom Morris?
He barely ran on field as it was. Why would anyone buy he did it with scissors.
Basil Zemplas still a ■■■■■■■ idiot.
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