My main memory of them was when they brought out those horrifying early camera phones that were the size of a brick. The battery was awful on them
“EFC was brought to you today by the number 3”
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And the letter “E”
Yeah, I had an “Orange” phone and then a “3” phone.
The first one was an LG and it was garbage.
The second one was an Ericsson and it was a good phone, but it was the size of a ■■■■■■■ brick. For 2004 it was alright though… could use mp3s for ringtones.
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I was spending a bit of time with a stripper back then, and she bought us both 3 phones so she could send me such nifty little items as shower vids etc. Marvellous phones.
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Is there any conversation you can’t manage to throw a stripper reference into?
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Probably
“You know who also thinks the Holocaust was terrible? This stripper that I used to bang.”
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Really?
Wow, the ones I knew didn’t really talk about the holocaust.
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HES DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS
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Do you have a problem of some sort?
Clearly he’s not getting laid and gets jealous quite easily.
You obviously didn’t meet Madame Lash!
You know who did have a problem? This stripper I used to have sex with. Her problem was that my d/ck was just too massive. “It’s the biggest d/ck I’ve ever seen!” she used to say. Good times good times
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It’s just not believable when you say it.
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I thought so.
A no knowledge farkwit.
Yeah you’re right. I can’t pull it off as smoothly as the Boot
You do realise I ran brothels, and strippers, for years as my job.
Also ran a BDSM night-club.
I managed a carnival before all that.
So my life experiences are very different to yours.
I pity you your insecurities.
Way to take a massive turn to Serious Town Boot… jeepers
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SMJ just got owned
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