Actual happenings (and actual speculation)

Hope this becomes the stickied thread but anyway.

Daniel Wells - unrestricted free agent North Melbourne to Collingwood

Bland Cabbage still unsigned.

I just had a wee-wee.

Collingwood fans still pushing the ■■■■ + ■■■■ + ■■■■ criminal = star trades on trade radio.

Port Adelaide still open to offers for Hartlett.

I just had a wee-wee.

Snap. Me too.

Port Adelaide still open to offers for Hartlett.
Boak Cuckoldedge

JOM to Port for mayo and Mustard.

Pick 26 as compo for Richmond re:vickery to Dawks.

Pick 26 as compo for Richmond re:vickery to Dawks.

Hmmm. 19 becomes 20, potential Hibbo pick goes from 26 to 27. Hmmm.
#paranoidbookends

Collingwood fans still pushing the ■■■■ + ■■■■ + ■■■■ criminal = star trades on trade radio.

TRADE RADIO: Entertaining the trade musings of the retarded since 2012!

News breaking that Bryce Squibbs (Gibbs) wants to go home to Adelaide!

FARK CARLOLTON!!!

as reported by Greg Denham

Pick 26 as compo for Richmond re:vickery to Dawks.

Hmmm. 19 becomes 20, potential Hibbo pick goes from 26 to 27. Hmmm.
#paranoidbookends

I think it is 28 now.

Wonder what compensation pick Hawks will get for signing Vickery.

Gibbs, Betts, Jacobs, Menzel
Adelaide smashing Carltons list.

Vickery does his best work when it’s an imaginary football.

Wonder what compensation pick Hawks will get for signing Vickery.

2nd round. Pick 26

Edit. Ha! Got me. Distracted watching Trump & Clinton debate.

Wonder what compensation pick Hawks will get for signing Vickery.

2nd round. Pick 26

WOOOOSH

Wonder what compensation pick Hawks will get for signing Vickery.

2nd round. Pick 26

WOOOOSH

Was is das Woooosh , bite ??