ANNOUNCE FEWER OLYMPICS/PARALYMPICS/COMM GAMES

So no glorious Australian National Anthem in the Peoples Republic of China just yet.

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Pfft My dog used to skate on the south facing deck of my house every morning in the Canberra Winter, aerial jump through the pet door.

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ANNOUNCE ANZUS ALLIANCE MEDAL CEREMONY, US FLAG AT ALMOST HALF MAST

ANNOUNCE I AM SURPRISED IT IS NZ’s 1st GOLD MEDAL, THEY HAVE GOOD SNOW

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Rested on their laurels after Everest

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ANNOUNCE POOR DECISION TO GO TO BED EARLY AND MISS OUT ON GOLD. BLOODY EARLY STARTS WITH WORK :thinking:

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ANNOUNCE FEELING IT THIS MORNING THOUGH AFTER STAYING UP TO WATCH FOR AUSSIE GOLD

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Brained em. Good on her.

Can’t for the life of me work out why Giaccio didn’t pull out the 1080 that she apparently has, would’ve medalled for sure if she landed it. Russian girl was friggin sour, but with the easiest trick in the field she was never in the hunt unless everyone else had a Bradbury.

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FAST MEN AT 3PM!!!

Hook it to my veins!

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And by feeling it you mean “ANNOUNCE FEELING THE SWEET GLOW OF AUSSIE GOLD”

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ANNOUNCE WORLD CLASS CHINESE CHEFS NOT CAPABLE OF MAKING EDIBLE WESTERN STYLE FOOD

ANNOUNCE EVERYBODY LIKES DUMPLINGS

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Pangolin pasta and Bat Wings with the Presidents secret herbs and spices

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ANNOUNCE @BEIJING THIS IS REAL SNOW




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Giant slalom is the sport of the winter Olympics.

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I’d be smashing the dumplings like nothing else.

When in Rome.

Yeah the Alpine skiing events are where it’s at! Peak.

Downhill > GS/Super G/Slalom.

Where’s the crowd?

China says no.

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Done her knee does a massive 540 ok

Womens GS is an absolute crash fest.