Already one skier carted off by the bloodwagon after a big crash. And a German arrived at the bottom with a face-full of blood after accidentally clouting his nose with his pole half-way down.
No one can stay with Ze Austrians so far. They have the top 32 times. (Edit: fake Austrian from Italy in third.)
ANNOUNCE RIGHT NOW SWISS AND FRENCH CAN CHEAT DEATH AND HARNESS GRAVITY FASTER THAN ZE AUSTRIANS
ANNOUNCE SORRY CANADIANS, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Itâs fully lit hey. These guys arenât the full quid.
Bottom section qualifiers skiing now. Expect more crashes.
ANNOUNCE HAS THE MOGUL JOKES ENDED YET?
ANNOUNCE BIG AIR
ANNOUNCE C7 team need the occasional jog to refer to Torah Brightâs gold medal while pumping up its own commentator Lydia as a gold medallist 12 years ago.
even in front of U S OF A
ANNOUNCE AHRIN VUUST!
5 IND GOLD ACROSS 5 GAMES
COP THAT LEWIS & PHELPS
ANNOUNCE DO YOU MEEN IREEN WUST?
ANNOUNCE MAYBE, BUT THE COMMENTATORS ARE LAYING ON THE ACCENTS THICK TO SOUND MORE IMPRESSIVE, SO ITâS AHRIN VOOST
I feel like going through the ausopens 2 weeks of MAFS soon.
then olympics with 3 weeks of SAS AUSTRALIA soon.
is punishment for a crime i didnât commit.
Best sport! Ultimate alpha gear. Frumpy accountant looking blokes absolutely sending it downhill at warp speed!
MEL IS GUNNA WIN
ANNOUNCE CONTACT
ANNOUNCE TEAMS ICE PRANCING
I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY BUT MY YOUNG DAUGHTER ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT SO IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
Itâs impressive. But nothing about it is in anyway close to a sport and it simply shouldnât be in the Olympics.