ANNOUNCE FEWER OLYMPICS/PARALYMPICS/COMM GAMES

Already one skier carted off by the bloodwagon after a big crash. And a German arrived at the bottom with a face-full of blood after accidentally clouting his nose with his pole half-way down.

No one can stay with Ze Austrians so far. They have the top 32 times. (Edit: fake Austrian from Italy in third.)

ANNOUNCE RIGHT NOW SWISS AND FRENCH CAN CHEAT DEATH AND HARNESS GRAVITY FASTER THAN ZE AUSTRIANS

ANNOUNCE SORRY CANADIANS, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

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It’s fully lit hey. These guys aren’t the full quid.

Bottom section qualifiers skiing now. Expect more crashes.

ANNOUNCE HAS THE MOGUL JOKES ENDED YET?

ANNOUNCE BIG AIR

ANNOUNCE C7 team need the occasional jog to refer to Torah Bright’s gold medal while pumping up its own commentator Lydia as a gold medallist 12 years ago.

ANNOUNCE BRAGGING RIGHTS

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even in front of U S OF A

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ANNOUNCE AHRIN VUUST!

5 IND GOLD ACROSS 5 GAMES

COP THAT LEWIS & PHELPS

ANNOUNCE DO YOU MEEN IREEN WUST?

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ANNOUNCE MAYBE, BUT THE COMMENTATORS ARE LAYING ON THE ACCENTS THICK TO SOUND MORE IMPRESSIVE, SO IT’S AHRIN VOOST

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I feel like going through the ausopens 2 weeks of MAFS soon.

then olympics with 3 weeks of SAS AUSTRALIA soon.

is punishment for a crime i didn’t commit.

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Best sport! Ultimate alpha gear. Frumpy accountant looking blokes absolutely sending it downhill at warp speed!

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MEL IS GUNNA WIN

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ANNOUNCE CONTACT

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ANNOUNCE TEAMS ICE PRANCING

I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY BUT MY YOUNG DAUGHTER ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT SO IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

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It’s impressive. But nothing about it is in anyway close to a sport and it simply shouldn’t be in the Olympics.

ANNOUNCE WINTER OLYMPICS REALLY UPPED THE STAKES ACCORDING TO CHANNEL 7

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