ANNOUNCE world records breaking almost every attempt at the cycling time trials.
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Break the world record and hold onto it for 3 minutes.
ANNOUNCE 15 MINUTES UNTIL MINI CHUNGUS - 89KG WEIGHTLIFTING KICKS OFF
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Matty Richardson wins race 1 in his semi final, lets go son.
How tf did he do that?
TIGER ARMY ON THE MARCH!
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Broadcast said the other bloke broke a rule during the race too, and Richardson still beat him!
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Look done for all money, especially on those dodgy curves,and justâŚmowed him down.
Breaking lol. What a joke. What next - poker, chess?
Chess is coming (as an eSport).
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ABC has an explainer online for the nerds -track, technology and temperature.
It wonât feature in the next Olympics.
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can we have darts first.
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MATTY RICHARDSON INTO THE GOLD MEDAL RACE
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How can break dancing make the Olympics as a sport but baseball misses out ?
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no one has 5 weeks for them to do a tournament, or cares
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Squash?
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Heh.
Nine-ball.
Edit: probably fails the âif you can do it with a durrie in your mouth itâs not really a sportâ test.
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historically incredibly unpopular with global audiences