Breaking News on Channel 7:
Fantasia has again been withdrawn from the ANZAC day match ESS Vs Coll today.
In an exclusive interview with Channel 7, Orazio declared ‘‘I didn’t want to embarrass the pies, hence why I’ve been staying away from these matches. I would easily kick a bag on any of their defenders, plus I’d take out the medal so I’d rather give teammates a chance’’
The interview then took a sharp turn when Orazio then did a backflip and said ‘’You know what? ■■■■ it, I’ll play!’’
People don’t realist just how fcking sh*t we were last year in this game. ■■■■■■■ down by 10+ goals until we got some cheapies late, and scored about 1 goal in almost three quarters.
I’m having nightmares of Bags having 3 goals kicked on him alone in the first, them running in waves unchecked through the middle to goal for the whole game, Cox marking uncontested deep forward, Sidebottom goaling regulary from within 20m, Treloar getting leather poising and Grundy tearing the shreds off us…
I hope we win but I still wake up sweating thinking of last years game and some of the nightmares before it. Collingwood by 10 goals and that’s with our backline doing well.