Australian of the Year nominee

Grant Hackett come on down

Lay off the poor bastard Channel 7, he’s spent the last 2 weeks in Adelaide, wouldn’t you get paralytic too?

And this bloke was (terribly) reading the news at channel 9. They have a pechant for employing genuine ■■■■■.

Deserves a job at 60 minutes.

They should just get several of our dickheads and deport them to Tara Brown’s prison cell.

Is giving someone a ‘nipple cripple’ classified assault these days?

It is alleged that he delivered a substantial nipple tweak to the fellow in the seat in front of him.

Disappointed this was not a TIPPA thread.

Fark Carlton?

It is alleged that he delivered a substantial nipple tweak to the fellow in the seat in front of him.

if he went the wedgie give him AOTY now

Disappointed this was not a TIPPA thread.

Would not have had the word ‘nominee’ in the title if so.

Titus;

I’m glad Grant Hackett had someone on the flight who was used to dealing with athletes suffering substance abuse.

Ever been so munted you were in need of a wheelchair?

Ever been so munted you were in need of a wheelchair?
Only when drinking with Grant.

Apparently Grants scotching rumours he was paralytic, despite needing a wheelchair.

Failed at qualifying for the Olympics so now he’s giving the Paralympics a crack?