Australian Politics -- and YOU WILL LIKE IT

“The power of Christ compels you!”

“Look, I’m holding a hose!”

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“Take me to the April sun in Cuba”

“Who’s your Prime Minister, baby? WHO… IS… YOUR… PRIME… MIN…IST…ERRRR!!!”

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“Mummy”

“Women are great, I’ve got three of my own at home.”

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So Feds are going to declare a “National Emergency” for NSW so they can send in direct fed assistance.

Remember when Gladys said the NSW Delta Covid situation was a national emergency. This after she was declaring NSW green shoots and it got out of control.

Did he declare a national emergency for QLD or does NSW only count?

He’s the Prime Minister of NSW, what do you think?

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“OHHHHHH Scott. Your index finger moves so well”

I am not about this.
At all.

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No, I took part but I’m now ashamed. It’s weird

Apparently he’s arriving in flood affected areas this afternoon.

All the ABC reports are saying that the community are furious that they’ve had zero help, and it’s expected that the PM will not be getting a warm welcome.

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Annastacia has snared General Ellwood to coordinate Qld flood recovery program.
The worst of the floods seems to be over in Queensland, now. It’s recovery, whereas NSW still in rescue mode along a huge stretch of the east coast, including major population centres.

Jake Ellwood! Is he on a mission from God?

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It’s interesting, something about the States able to deal directly with the ADF instead of going through Dutton. In NSW, ADF did a presser on its own, no pollies present. Coalition politics at play?

He’ll release his own stage managed media thanks guys. Fake good vibes/PR only please.

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It’s easy to be cynical, but yeah.
A photo of a handshake is so much saferer than video of a rejected handshake.

omg, Fark this guy.
Seriously.

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so basically he held off on federal support until he got out of covid iso and could go up in person to announce it himself

nuke the entire country and let the earth reclaim it

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